Author of ✍️ - Bitcoin : Hard Money You Can’t F*ck With | Swoonworthy | Soapy | Superhero | Going Parabolic™

North Carolina, USA
Joined February 2013
2022 - The Year of Nation State #Bitcoin FOMO.
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Correction: #Bitcoin is competition to the global banking system, says The Parabolic Guy
#Bitcoin is a competition to the U.S. banking system, says SEC Chairman Gary Gensler
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Lol really?
SEC CHAIR GENSLER: THE MAJORITY OF CRYPTO DECENTRALIZED FINANCE ARE NOT REALLY DE-CENTRALIZED.
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Jason A. Williams “ParaSuperHyperbolic Guy” retweeted
Fresh Dank Pepe has dropped: Series 11, Card 10 Was a wild night - Giving one away to the first person who can point out all of the crypto/nft/rare pepe references in the card @GoingParabolic - you get one for being a good sport Dispenser: xchain.io/tx/76dbb1593bd4913…
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Telegram will completely disrupt twitter.
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This made me smile. Well done @GhostfaceKillah
Museums near you soon #fakerares fakeghost and fakeafghost
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Ordering a push up bra t-shirt is a signal to the UPS guy to take your girl. Few.
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Breaking PSA for MEN 💎🥜 Men - You don’t need a push up bra t-shirt. You need to do pull-ups, push ups, and eat meat.
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Jason A. Williams “ParaSuperHyperbolic Guy” retweeted
Replying to @elonmusk
No you are.
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The Cyber War. “Chinese users could not connect to some of the world’s largest mining pools due to DNS poisoning. This type of attack means that the pool’s domain names (eg. CoinDesk.com) were directed away from their actual IP addys. coindesk.com/business/2021/1…
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GREAT IDEA!
Probably Nothing @3LAU x @ChristiesInc x @join_royal x @opensea A 1/1 that grants 100% ownership rights in a song that you control AND the WAVEFORM sculpture below 💎 bit.ly/Christies3lau
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Bitcoin is good money. Spend some time learning about that rather than attacking people over stupid shit. In the end bitcoin doesn't give af about what your opinion is. Bitcoin changes you. You don't change bitcoin. Learn more. Listen more. Park your toxic bs.
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Good luck Ross. If you need any help please reach out to me. Happy to assist as a bitcoin’r with a functioning brain and iQ above 130.
My NFT auction will start in 2 days! 😃 rossulbricht.medium.com/my-n…
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You toxic bitcoin maxis are embarrassing af. Over it. #FreeRoss.
Ross Ulbricht (the Silk Road founder who's serving two life sentences plus 40 years) is having an NFT sale to raise money. And Bitcoin maximalists are vilifying him. You brainlets have lost the fucking plot.
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The gift of infinite fish. The book is filled with number go up technology!
Question: For holiday gifts for non-orange pilled family and friends, do I send them bitcoin or copies of this? This might be the whole teach a man to fish scenario but I’m wondering how many will actually read it. 🤔 @GoingParabolic
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Had a great time with you guys! Safe travels today John. Toxic #Bitcoin Money Maximalists in the wild. @PayItForwardDad
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Gm gm gm. Handle your 💩. That is all.
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When my shitcoining friends tell me about their Solana and Shiba gains. I have to sit through the whole dance. Every time.
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