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Mount Noonan
Joined May 2009
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gotta cop that sprout bun demo
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Does anyone play Historic Brawl on the regular? It's the thing I've been playing most lately (whenever I can squeeze some games in between baby care). Enjoying like EDH, but sucks that I don't get to play with the old gang. Any pals in on this?
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I always though that Dashboard Confessional was the event that marked the divergence in the “emo timeline,” but the more I think about this…it seems like The Get Up Kids are the “nexus event.” Welcome to my TED Talk.
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Like GUK clearly never saw themselves as any kind of punk band, simply Superchunk worship. Their association with Coalesce brought them into the hardcore meta and with no other way for hardcore dorks to describe them, they were emo.
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Not being “of punk/hardcore” yet being the most popular “emo” act, the timeline shot off, clearing the way for Dashboard and other non-punk strains of emo (don’t @ me about Further Seems Forever). Side question: Did Superchunk see themselves as punk? They had to have, right?
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Like, if it wasn’t for hardcore, GUK might’ve just been a great local/indie band that faded into obscurity. There were hundreds like them when “Four Minute Mile” came out, I’m sure. However, if you click in with hardcore kids, they’ll make sure you live forever.
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Now that my baby has as many teeth as Mick Foley, she’s learned to give me the mandible claw. Ironically, I will not be having a nice day!
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if you’re at Thanksgiving and someone says their decision to not get vaccinated doesn’t affect anyone else, cut your slice of pie like this to demonstrate how that is very untrue
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Nobody: Me peaking on Shrooms:
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*googles how to ride a bike with testicles*
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Takes this however you choose, I’m not the boss of you
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Cypher really didn’t do anything wrong, any of us would have done that if a bunch of fuckin nerds made us drink soylent.
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i need to smoke a blunt with the tofurky sandwich mascot
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I love how the MCU turned Hank Pym into Dr. Brief from Dragon Ball.
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Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh– Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human: ... Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK
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I love when people say “when I’m on my deathbed,” revealing themselves to be secret optimists. So cozy! #deathtoilet
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Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment
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